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Capitals Beat Penguins 3-1 in Rain-Drenched NHL Winter Classic {Fanhouse NHL Blog}
Jan 2nd 2011 12:42AM Gritty hard-fought win, but we Caps fans were reminded again last year that beating these guys in the regular season doesn't mean a whole lot.
Big Ten May Revisit Division Names {Fanhouse NCAA Football Blog}
Dec 18th 2010 1:06AM All this could've been avoided if they'd just do it geographically like anyone with half-a-brain should've done (6 teams in the Eastern Time Zone, 6 teams in the Central Time Zone). DUH! Then they could just name it East and West and put the title game in Indianapolis, Detroit, Minneapolis or another domed venue and get a crap-load of fans. But, no, they had to try and contrive a Michigan-Ohio State title game every year and f&ck it all up.
Look at how the ACC tried to do and completely f&cked their title game over (Attendance of less than 28,000 in 2008) compared to what the SEC did and you can't get a ticket to that thing. I guarantee you, the new PAC-12 is going to work out much better.
One Man's Quest to Not Watch Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Make Out {PopEater}
Nov 14th 2010 10:36PM Two most crush-worthy actresses? Anyone hear of Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kiera Knightley?
Cinderella No More, Canadiens Transform Into Favorites {Fanhouse NHL Blog}
May 12th 2010 11:26PM HA-HA-HA!!! It's called KARMA, Penguin fans. All you a$$clowns who were on here after the first round calling Ovechkin a horrible leader and the Capitals a flying joke for losing to the Habs. Uh, let's see, against Montreal Ovechkin had 5 goals and 5 assists while Crosby had 1 goal and 4 assists. Crosby had extra rest after the first round and just like the Caps, the Pens had home ice in Game 7. But UN-like the Caps, you guys got CRUSHED and EMBARRASSED and HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED. I will be laughing the entire offseason!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!
Glamour Cover Features 'Plus-Size' Model -- But Which One Is She? {Lemondrop}
May 5th 2010 9:33PM What nobody bothers to mention is that a woman who is a Size 12 today would've been about a Size 18 a couple decades ago.
Capitals Look Inward After Collapse {Fanhouse NHL Blog}
Apr 30th 2010 3:43AM How myopic all of you people are. Alex Ovechkin did not blow it. He led his team in goal-scoring and his line finished 1-2-3 for points in the series. There are 21 people on the bench responsible for winning each game; 12 forwards, 6 defensemen, 2 goalies, and 1 coach. Ovechkin, Backstrom, and Knuble were stout. Schultz? Non-existent. Laich? Poor. Steckel? Poorer. Semin? Awful. Fleischmann? Worse than awful (dude got benched TWICE). Green? Worse than worse-than-awful (6 penalties and 3 defensive zone lapses that led directly to goals. Varlamov let in one soft goal every game. Boudreau was outcoached. And the power play... oh, my god, the freakin' power play was BEYOND atrocious. For cryin' out loud, we had more shorthanded goals in the series.
This team is being built like Detroit was 20 years ago, and speaking of history, anyone who has any clue as to the history of the Caps before the Alex/Sid rivalry knows that this stuff started long before either one of them first laced up a pair of skates. Washington has been blowing 2-game leads in playoff series since 1985. They've lost four series when up 2-0 and four more when up 3-1. I don't know why I thought that just because we had one of the most prolific offenses in the last decade that things would be different, but if any team could buck the odds of the computer simulation that ran this year's playoffs 2,000 times and had one team win the cup more than 50% of the time (38% more than any other) and have a 93% chance of at least making the conference finals, it'd be the Capitals. Oh well. There's always next year.
Snooki Party Brings the Roof Down... Literally {PopEater}
Mar 1st 2010 1:10AM Feeling the wrath about not being Jewish? What about the wrath of not being Italian?
Microsoft Pulls Out of 'Family Guy' Special Over Incest and Holocaust Jokes {Inside TV Blog}
Oct 29th 2009 5:25PM Oh, OK. Not a fit with the Microsoft brand. Never mind the fact that the "target 18-34 demographic" will be using Microsoft's new Windows 7 software to access the internet where they can watch hours and hours of porn. Give me a freakin' break.
Florida Fails to Shame Lame Lane {Fanhouse - Jay Mariotti}
Sep 20th 2009 3:42AM You're naive if you think Meyer's dropped this. Wait 'til next season when the gap in talent isn't so wide that Meyer can't sit on his playbook and grind out a comfortable win even with three of his top playmakers incapacitated. Meyer knows the only thing better than hanging 50 or 60 on Kiffin today would be hanging 50 or 60 on him up in Knoxville.
I think it speaks volumes of where UT is right now that their team and fans "all smiles" after a double-digit conference loss. These were the same fans, mind you, who were streaming out of Neyland Stadium in droves in the 3rd quarter of last year's non-contest. You think Texas Tech is smiling right now after their loss in Austin? You think Washington would've been happy if it had been USC that kicked the field goal at the buzzer? With that sorry excuse of an offense, the Vols could very easily have 6 losses before November (October's sked is Auburn, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina) and will likely be no better than a 7-5 club this year. Y'know how many times Phil Fulmer failed to win 8 games in his 16 seasons? Twice. And the second one got him fired, despite a career winning percentage just under .750.
Lane Kiffin's smirking because his Daddy's brilliant defensive schemes and some bad burritos at the Gator training tables bailed him out of the a$$-whipping he should've gotten. But Meyer won't forget any of this. Not when he says, "Your guys played hard," during the post-game handshake. He has no respect for Kiffin and he's patient enough to know there will come a time, just like it came for Georgia last year, to exact the appropriate punishment.
Florida's Cupcake Diet Should Make Gators Fans Sick {Fanhouse NCAA Football Blog}
Sep 6th 2009 12:06PM I love how columnists do their research. Charleston Southern was a replacement team. Utah was the originally scheduled opponent. That might not be easy to unearth, but I think a peek at LAST YEAR'S SCHEDULE might've been in order for our esteemed scribe here. Y'know, back when Florida opened with perennial WAC contender Hawaii and ACC/in-state rival Miami? If Mr. Whitley were any lazier, he'd ask someone else to change the batteries in his remote control so he could flip over to that thrilling USC/San Jose State contest, or the tremendous interconference showdown that was South Carloina and N.C. State on Thursday. And if you're going to write a poorly researched column, at least be funny. Dave, sorry to say, but you were 0-for-2, kinda like Duke and Virginia were against I-AA competition yesterday. See, that's funny.
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