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Heartbreak -- A Short, Useful Guide to Avoiding the Crushing Blow {Lemondrop}

Feb 24th 2010 5:39PM oh, redacted guy, how i know those pangs of heartbreak. when my husband told me he was in love with someone else, the ground disappeared from beneath my feet. i never saw it coming... because we never talked about anything. we were always too drunk or too hungover. five years later - it was a blessing in disguise, and a great lesson in learning how to better communicate. kudos. nicely done. - simone

The Slappening -- Why I Love to Be Hit by Women {Lemondrop}

Feb 10th 2010 1:05PM I find it interesting that it's socially acceptable for a woman to smack a man in public, but not the other way around. i was slapped by a guy once (and only once) and that bastard paid for it - restraining order and a court date...

Bad Pizza -- Why Do I Keep Having Bad Sex? {Lemondrop}

Jan 20th 2010 4:28PM Nice. I say wait around for M to return in one form or another. Don't settle. You deserve better than bad pizza and lame sex.

Hey Ladies, Can You Stop Doing This on Dates With Me? Thanks {Lemondrop}

Jan 14th 2010 1:54PM I'm thinking about saying "God Bless You" at the end of a date gone wrong. Pretty sure this will deter any further meetings... (sending this article to my girlfriends)

Happy New Year, Single Girls! We'll Have What You're Having {Lemondrop}

Dec 31st 2009 4:18PM when harry met sally made women think that faking an orgasm is okay, and that there are such things as happy endings. i say chug down the bourbon and watch terminator.

Single on New Year's? Me Too. Here's What We Should Do ... {Lemondrop}

Dec 30th 2009 7:18PM could have been worse - you could have had to kiss the meth-mouth girlfriend. she did you a favor. nice piece. happy new year.