Jan 6th 2011 6:07PM She looks cute. I want to punch that dude in the face, his commentary is so annoying. And I hate his bow tie.
Dec 13th 2010 1:48PM Holy nutcase, Batman. He and my 3rd grade modern dance teacher should go out sometime.
Apr 9th 2010 1:18PM My cousin was found carefully unwinding rolls of TP around the house one night, completely asleep. The best part was than once his sister guided him back to bed (after he wound a few lengths around her bed), he woke up in the downstairs bathroom, having blown up several balloons, again, whilst sleepwalking.
Dec 1st 2009 7:50PM Really? I mean... really? It's clearly a cigarette- see how she doesn't hold in the smoke at ALL, and how perfectly round it is? And even if it was a jay, IT WAS THE SIXTIES. Everyone and their MOM was smoking weed. In forty years, people will watch videos of us lined up to get flu shots, and rumors will start about 21st century America being having a 100 percent herion addiction rate.
Oct 27th 2009 4:42PM Blue Velvet, with my dad. When I was twelve. Thanks, David Lynch.
Oct 27th 2009 3:21PM Me and my best friend went as "the king and queen of space" when we were 11. She wore a black and glow-in-the-dark "Scream" mask with a Halloween-bulk-buy-catalog crown; we got everything from that horrifying catalog. I wore a white one with a cheap tiara. Noone got it. But I still have the tiara. I'm that cool.
Oct 27th 2009 3:17PM I was the Tooth Fairy when I was four. My mum made little felt toothbrushes and paste tubes and sewed them onto my dress up tutu, as well as a sparkly-teeth-adorned crown. It was so dorky, and noone got it. Oh and I was Pippi Longstocking when I was nine. Sprayed my hair red, stuck a bent hanger through it. Mum made a patchwork dress, and I was enough of a dork to actually own, and regularly wear a pair of "witch boots" (ankle boots, no heel, lace up) and I wore a pair of halved stripey tights over a whole pair of spotty ones.
I was a huge nerd. Still am.
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