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The Weekend's Reviews: 'The Warrior's Way', 'Black Swan' and More {Moviefone Blog}
Dec 8th 2010 12:37PM Black Swan will undoubtedly get reviewers musing about the deliciously creepy place within all of us where kink and madness reside. But I think the movie touches on something even more dangerous than our pervy dark sides.
Check out my blog post "We Are All Black Swans" and tell me what you think: http://bit.ly/gTXa6j
Why I Love Older Women (and Why You Should Look Forward to Aging) {Lemondrop}
Mar 25th 2010 10:26AM Thank you, how wonderful you are! Finally, an article out there in the world that makes a woman feel good about herself! Hats off to you...
They're All Tight Ends to Us -- The 10 Best Butts in the NFL {Lemondrop}
Feb 3rd 2010 1:36PM Au contraire, ladies! You wanna see a nice butt? Check out Larry Fitzgerald from the Arizona Cardinals. They played in last year's superbowl. I'm no football fan but I could NOT contain myself while watching the game. His butt is round and delicious, near pornographic in its erotic perfection! Hello, Larry!
The 'Fossil Fetish' -- Which Old Guy Would You Be Most Likely to Do? {Lemondrop}
Jan 25th 2010 3:17PM Dare I say it? Clooney. Dude's gettin' old. Seeing him on the red carpet with that little Italian gal and his wooly, silver beard...yeah, George is gettin' old. But yeah, I'd still do him!
He Said/She Said -- My New Dude Is Amazing, Except in the Bedroom {Lemondrop}
Jan 13th 2010 11:06AM I dated a guy who I thought was the funniest, sexiest, smartest dude ever to have graced the planet. But sex with him was like screwing a sweaty, desperate, insecure blob. Wouldn't have been a deal breaker, except it was indicative of some latent personality quirks in him that would later emerge in our relationship.
Sex is hugely important. Even if you're not a very sexual person, you will be expected to have sex with your partner. And if you're not digging it in the beginning, imagine how annoying and off-putting it will be once things evolve.
Ask CJ -- Dating Advice for the Impatient {Lemondrop}
Oct 23rd 2009 12:46PM I dig your no nonsense attitude, but this got me thinking about commitment. I know women who accept booty calls from men, just as I know several women who are having pseudo relationships with men who obviously don't want anything real. One of my gals spends entire weekends with a guy who continuously insists he doesn't want a relationship. Another one of my friends is playing surrogate girlfriend, unbeknownst to her, to a guy getting over a recent breakup.
And one of my guy friends has been calling me every day to talk about a woman he can't get over, but meanwhile he's cooking dinner for someone else. I'm sure the woman he's cooking for thinks a lot more is happening between them than is. In fact, this friend of mine has had lots of women he's gone through the motions of relationship with, without actually having deep feelings for them. He just wanted the companionship and to have all the benefits of a relationship without the emotional attachment, at least on his end.
Then again, I have a friend who was married and having an affair with a guy with a girlfriend. They met to have sex in her office. Pretty gross and non-committal, eh? Actually, they both ended up leaving their unsatisfying relationships and being with each other. It's been more than five years and they have a child together.
One never knows...
Bellybutton Sex -- Our Craziest Childhood Sexual Misconceptions {Lemondrop}
Sep 29th 2009 11:50AM I used to slide pictures of Simon LeBon from Duran Duran down my pants thinking I was masturbating to him. I couldn't figure out what the big fuss was about since I wasn't feeling a damn thing. So glad I learned the error of my ways!
Can a Guy Be Too Small for Sex? {Lemondrop}
Sep 29th 2009 11:47AM "Lighter Di**" was the nickname I gave to one of my ex-boyfriends because his member was the size of a Bic. However, he was so accomplished and talented with the little guy, he was the only man in the history of my sexual life to make me reach the "Big O" without any other stimulation. I became hooked on Lighter Di**, as I'm sure lots of women have over the years. He really put the "C" in cocky!
R.I.P Patrick Swayze; 'Top Model' Loses It {Lemondrop}
Sep 15th 2009 12:47PM Thank you Patrick Swayze and Dirty Dancing for reminding women how fantastic, and perhaps even essential, it is to have a man who can dance. That little hip thrust Swayze did as he grooved down the aisle in the last dance sequence of the movie? Near pornographic.
A man who can move his hips on the dance floor is usually killer in the boudoir!
Welcome Back, Whitney Houston -- Now Do Something Crazy {Lemondrop}
Sep 8th 2009 11:44AM C'mon, Whitney! We're rooting for you! I've never been a fan of her music, but her voice STILL blows the competition away. Her antics have definitely been entertaining, but unlike some of her competition who've also lost their minds in public, Whitney would be a loss. The girl can sing. You go, girl.
Though I love your headline, "now do something crazy."
