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Where the Boys Weren't -- Dating at a College With a Dude Shortage {Lemondrop}

Feb 11th 2010 10:13AM Ah, women at Bennington! I'll never forget watching all of the girls in Dewey reacting with a savage rapture upon noticing the distinct scent of a man in their house whom they hadn't all screwed before. I kid you not—they olfactorily recognized the presence of an untapped resource and started circling him like vultures in the sky, desperate for the steamy satisfaction of tasting his innards. How the night turned out I cannot say, of course, because there were a lot of cigarettes to be smoked and a lot of hate sex to be had (another by-product of going to college in Teeny Town: emotionally abusive relationships!), so I guess we'll never know.

TV Sitcom Hotties Through the Years -- From Jeannie to Pam {Asylum}

Nov 3rd 2009 5:47PM Fine and good except for Leah Remini; she is a dawg.

Butterface, Drunkface and Angryface -- Science May Prove They're Real {Lemondrop}

Nov 2nd 2009 11:34PM Oh, brava! Brava! How e'er, I think you've forgotten the ever-alluring Doughface.

'Battlestar Galactica: The Plan,' 'Prisoner' and 'Night of the Creeps' {Asylum}

Oct 29th 2009 9:53AM "Night of the Creeps" is a masterpiece; I'm so happy to be able to switch out my old bootleg copy. Thrill me!

Fleetwood Mac's 'Everywhere' -- From a Golden Age of Absurd Music Videos {Lemondrop}

Oct 14th 2009 12:40PM The "Little Lies" video is similarly strange; it's pretty much just the gang meandering around a barnyard in Amish drag with a new wave twist.

Strange? Yes. Perfect? Always. Heil McVie!

A Woman's Perspective on Jobs {Asylum}

Oct 7th 2009 7:58PM Hilarious. But also:

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobs {Asylum}

Aug 21st 2009 4:04PM Wow. So much disdain in the comments today. Looks like the dinky wangs are trolling the web in packs today.

'Wuthering Heights' Video Makes Us Think We Can Dance {Lemondrop}

Jul 17th 2009 10:46AM Blech. The re-recording from "The Whole Story" is a snooze and a half. Also, this video is terrific; great modern dancing, which requires actual skill. I guess more people would like it if she were just gyrating to a drum loop while letting her labia clap together or something, but this will do just fine for me, thanks! Also, her video for "Running Up That Hill" is even better.

Who's the Coolest Movie Girlfriend? {Asylum}

Apr 14th 2009 2:24PM I really think including Sera from Leaving Las Vegas on this list is doing her a disservice. Any lady who is willing to snuggle her feller while he dies a miserable, drink-induced suicide is in a league of her own.