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Street art comes alive at the Sarasota Chalk Festival {Gadling}

Nov 5th 2011 11:20AM But this article is about chalk...

Petey Pablo to Turn Himself in for Recent Gun Charge {The Boombox}

Oct 13th 2010 8:43PM So what now? Are they gonna put him down or something? Stuff like this never makes sense to me.

Tot With Pot? Child, 3, Caught With Bags of Marijuana at School {ParentDish}

Sep 29th 2010 7:26PM Just goes to show how tough this world can be. 3 year olds forced to sell marijuana just so they can keep getting their fix of Juicy-Juice.

'The Button-Down Shirt Bandit' and Other Lame Criminal Nicknames {Asylum}

Sep 2nd 2010 9:31PM Ouch! I can't believe I just read this article! It's crazy rediculous! Sheesh!

Comic-Con Attendees Duke It Out With Westboro Baptist Church {Asylum}

Jul 23rd 2010 9:44PM Jesus, Jackie, how's about you pour yourself a big old glass of shut the hell up. You're clearly a little Internet baby and you should just go back to doing back to what you do best: Masturbate. So live long and prosper you dirty, little pervert.

77-Year-Old Crossing Guard Makes Jujitsu History {Asylum}

Jul 7th 2010 11:00PM This story reminds me of another elderly woman who did martial arts very well, considering her age. Oh wait. That was this story that I just read now. So instead of donating to charity or making a difference in the world, I'm just sitting here on the Internet reading about some old croon who can kick really high. Personally I am appalled by my behavior and so should all of you for doing the same as I did. So thanks a lot. Good work. Bravo and Brava.

Lemonade Stand Tips: Top 7 Tips for Success {ParentDish}

Jul 3rd 2010 2:45PM Yeah well, you know what they say!

Is 'The Last Airbender' Racist ... or Just Drawn That Way? {Moviefone Blog}

Jul 1st 2010 8:33PM People are accusing an Asian man of being racist against other Asians in a film based on a children's television series. I now have diarrhea.

Pet-Friendly Dorms - Is It Barking Mad or a Howling Good Idea? {Pawnation OLD}

Jun 15th 2010 9:52PM Yeah sure, it's all fun and games. Everyone is running around with their pets, having a grand, old time. Until someone brings in a bear. Then what do ya have? You got a wild and ferocious animal running through the halls, mauling poor, innocent students because the college wanted to be a hip and cool and allow pets. It's a tragedy waiting to happen.

Allergic to Peanuts? This Nut's for You! {Slashfood}

Jun 15th 2010 9:47PM All this trouble for nothing. If you are allergic to the peanuts, just don't eat them! The only reason we are being forced to make such a peanut is because you continually whine about not being able to eat peanuts. Life isn't fair. Deal with it. If you really want to eat a peanut, just eat them really fast and then take a shot from the Epi-Pen. Bing, bang, boom. Problem solved.