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Is Angelina Jolie Turning Shiloh Into a Boy? Parenting Experts Weigh In {ParentDish}

Mar 4th 2010 7:03PM I DON'T KNOW WHICH STUPID SET OF PARENTS ARE WORSE! THESE "TWO TOTAL LOSERS" OR TOM AND KATE PUTTING "HIGH HEELS" ON SURI !!

Shocking: Kultida Woods Upset, Angry During Tiger's Apology {Fanhouse Backporch}

Feb 22nd 2010 7:54PM TIGER THE PIG ~~ FOUND A WIFE ~~ USED HER AND "HIS SPAWN" TO PRESENT HIMSELF TO THE MEDIA AS A "RESPECTABLE, DEVOTED FAMILY MAN", WHILE HE WAS OUT "LOOKING FOR ANY, AND EVERY WHORE THAT WANTED A PIECE OF THE ACTION". I DO SO HOPE THAT HIS MOTHER TOOK HIM ASIDE AND SLAPPED THE SH*T OUT OF HIM!!HE WILL DESERVE ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS THAT ARE TROWN AT HIM! HE EMERGES THREE MONTHS AFTER THE FACT AND PRESENTS HIMSELF AS A CONTRITE "SOB". MAYBE HE SHOULD ADVERTISE HIMSELF SOMEWHERE AS A "MALE PROSTITUTE" AND GET HIMSELF OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AND QUIT EXPOSING HIMSELF AS A "ROLE MODEL" TO THE YOUNGER GENERTATION!! HE OBVIOUSLY LET HIS "L0WER BRAIN",(PEN*S), RULE HIS LIFE! AS MANY "AFRIC**" MEN DO!!

Is Meghan McCain, Miss Maverick, Undermining Her Daddy? {Politics Daily}

Feb 15th 2010 3:58PM IT SEEMS THAT MOST OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE COMING FROM REPUBLICANS BASHING REPUBLICANS ~~ I'M IN MY MID-SIXTIES AND HAVE BEEN VOTING DEMOCRAT ALL MY LIFE !! I THINK MEGHAN MCLAIN HAS "SPUNK" !! SHE HAS A HE** OF A LOT MORE GOING FOR HER THAN THE "ALASKAN AIR HEAD" !! MAYBE SHE CAN'T "FIELD DRESS A MOOSE", BUT SHE SURE CAN "KICK A**" WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE!! WHEN SHE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT, I HOPE I'M STILL ALIVE, BECAUSE, FOR CERTAIN, I WILL VOTE FOR HER!! (UNLESS SHE GOES "WIMPY" AND CANNOT STAND UP FOR HERSELF)! SHE IS ONE TO BE WATCHED ~~ "BOYS" !!!

Jessica Biel Eats Chocolate-Covered Cricket on 'Jay Leno' (VIDEO) {Inside TV Blog}

Feb 4th 2010 5:48PM WHAT A 'SCRAGGLY HAG"!!! LOOKS LIKE IF SHE CLOSES HER EYES, YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING IN HER MOUTH~~

Luxury Gifts Ideas & Cheap Alternatives {Shopping Articles Blog}

Feb 2nd 2010 11:10PM My first wish for a Valentine's gift, would be "A Valentine"!! Not having A Valentine for a long time, I will start at the basics!! A card!! An e-mail!! Diamonds!! A phone call!! A flower!! A bottle of perfume, (Evening in Paris will suffice ~ if anyone can remember what it is!!) Diamonds!! A wink!! A smile!! Brunch!! Diamonds!! A bottle of champagne!! Chocolate!! A Singles-Only excursion to an unknown destination!! Diamonds!! A snuggle-bunny!! A "Hunka, Hunka, Burning Love!! Diamonds!! Any of the above!!

Are Men More 'Evolved' Than Women? {Lemondrop}

Jan 18th 2010 5:52PM LADIES ~~ WE MUST ALL REMEMBER THAT "ALL MALES START OUT AS FEMALE"!! ENOUGH SAID!!

Report: Elin Wants Full Custody, Half of Everything Tiger Has {Fanhouse Backporch}

Dec 21st 2009 5:49PM AFTER HIM SHACKING UP WITH 14 (AND COUNTING)WHORES IN A FEW SHORT YEARS OF "THE SHAM OF A MARRIAGE," HE AND HIS DRUGS AND A** SHOULD BE OUT ON THE STREET WHERE A PIG LIKE THAT DESERVES TO BE - WALLOWING IN THE FILTHY GUTTER WITH HIS SLUTS! AFTER HIS "WHORING AROUND," I'LL BE SURPRISED IF ELIN DOESN'T GET "MORE" THAN HALF! HE IS A DOG, AND THE 14+ WHORES HAD BETTER REMEMBER THAT "IF YOU LAY DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU COME UP WITH FLEAS." AGAIN, I HOPE HE LOOSES HIS A**, OR BETTER YET - SOMETHING ELSE!!

Party Hostess Horror Stories -- Holiday Relatives Edition {Lemondrop}

Nov 23rd 2009 1:30AM In answer to the problem about men "sitting on their behinds" and not helping.
Several many years ago, my sister and I decided enough was enough!!! We left all the dirty dishes on the table. We had a plan!! Weeks earlier, we went to a "ladies only" toy shop and purchased dil+os. After Thanksgiving dinner, we went upstairs, unzipped the front of our jeans, placed the dil+os in front and pinned the rest of the zipper closed. We then sauntered downstairs, gulped half a beer, stood in front of the tv set, forced a burp or two, plopped down on the sofa, put our feet up on the table, and told the men we were ready for our pumpkin pie and ice cream now!! We got many laughs and the men got the message! We still get "remember when you---" from the men!!

Company Charging to Decode Your Baby's Name {ParentDish}

Nov 21st 2009 7:23PM What can one expect when two self-centered parents decide to pick their childs name by drawing "scrabble tiles"!!!!!

Woman Finds Frog in Bag of Lettuce {Slashfood}

Nov 4th 2009 7:03PM BIG DEAL!!! WHEN SOMEONE FINDS A 10 FOOT LONG BOA CONSTRICTOR IN A 6 OUNCE BAG OF BABY SPINACH, LET ME KNOW!! UNTIL THEN, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!