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Nicolas Cage's Financial Problems Linked to His Lavish Spending Habits? {Popeater}

Nov 5th 2009 2:41PM Tsk, tsk, all you naysayers. Think of how much he's contributed to the economy by buying all that stuff and consuming all those services! Why, he's practically a one-man stimulus package! (Yeah, I know; truth is, I'm jealous as hell, too.)

Everybody Loves Jeff Dunham -- Or Do They? {Inside TV Blog}

Nov 5th 2009 9:00AM Yes, Daynah, you are missing something. You are missing the fact that many Americans are sick and tired of lackluster, politically-correct, mustn't offend anyone humor. Dunham has the character (chutzpah, balls, cojones, whatever you like) to present his material the way he chooses. I enjoy it, as do many others, obviously. You, on the other hand, have the option not to watch his show. But thank you for speaking up, your opinion is very important to me. Not.

Perky Jerky: This caffeine and meat snack has a dash of charitable cause {Daily Finance}

Nov 2nd 2009 12:42PM Okay, caffeine in meat jerky sounds okay. Now, how about the brownies - with their old-fashioned traditional additive - for dessert?

Chinese chicken: Which fast food chain may serve you this scary import? {WalletPop}

Nov 2nd 2009 12:39PM Whole Foods is marketing Romaine lettuce from Mexico - the land of fertilizing crops with you-know-what, but at least they label it clearly so that the public can choose whether or not to buy it. Will McDonald's or any other food chain label the origin of the chicken they serve? If not, it might be best to boycott it althogether - not to make a political statement, but to keep you and your family healthy.

Real 'Paranormal Activity' Reactions: New Movie Seriously Haunting Fans {Inside Movies Blog}

Oct 30th 2009 12:15PM When I want scary stuff, I look out of my window at night and watch the goings-on in the street below. When I want more scary stuff, I put on the TV news and watch the goings-on in the world. Problem is, when I curse and run out of my home "theater," I find myself in - you guessed it - the street below.

10 Signs It's Time to Quit {Careers Articles}

Oct 27th 2009 3:23PM All righty, then, here are TEN SIHGNS YOU SHOULD NOT QUIT YOUR JOB:
1. You're getting paid regularly so you can pay your mortgage/rent.
2. You're getting paid regularly so you can buy good, nutritious food for your family.
3. You're getting paid regularly so you can keep your house warm (or cool) for your family's comfort.
4. You're getting paid regularly so you can have adequate clothing for yourself and your family.
5. You're getting paid regularly so you can, perhaps, afford to have and maintain a car.
6. You're getting paid regularly so you can afford occasional entertainment for yourself and your family.
7. Your getting paid regularly so you can consider educating your children to a higher level than yourself.
8. You're getting paid regularly so you can afford to cover medical expenses for yourself and your loved ones.
9. You're getting paid regularly so you can save up for an occasional family vacation.
10. You're getting paid regularly so you can plan for future retirement for yourself and your spouse without being a burden on your children.
SO STOP WHINING, THANK GOD YOU HAVE A JOB, AND GET BACK TO WORK!

Griese Suspended for Montoya Remark {Fanhouse Motorsports Blog}

Oct 27th 2009 1:41PM "Larry the Cable Guy went out for a chili dog, Woodie Allen went out for some gefilte fish, Al Sharpton went out for some watermelon." There, I said it all, and I'm NOT joking - I'm invoking the First Amendment. You no like? Try to take that away from me and watch me invoke the Second Amendment right in your face.

Woman of the Future Is Shorter, Fatter {Lemondrop}

Oct 26th 2009 8:35PM I am the Man of the Future - designed by women and for women. Behold, I nuture, I listen, I cooperate, I validate, I eschew sports and machinery, and I am totally dickless. Just too marvelous for words!

Has Sony's '2012' Marketing Campaign Gone Too Far? {Cinematical}

Oct 26th 2009 1:59PM Actually, the world ended yesterday. We're all dead. This is hell. So much for fearing the apocalypse! (Sigh.)

Hit the mute! Why TV commercials are so loud, and how that may change {Daily Finance}

Oct 8th 2009 12:43PM We use the mute button - the greatest invention of all time - so much, the identifying lettering is worn off the top. (No problem, we can find and use it by feel in complete darkness.) Sometimes we play the game, "Guess What They're Selling," by trying to be the first to see what a muted commercial's product is before they display it or its name. It's also fun to dub in your own words, making the actors say ridiculous or nasty things. See? TV can be interactive and creative, after all.