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Man Shames Wife He's Divorcing With Angry Sign Hung on House {AOL Real Estate}

Apr 1st 2013 9:49PM This woman's greatest transgression is that hideous wallpaper and those tacky shades. THAT'S what he should have put on his sign. "My wife left me with nothing but her ugly wallpaper. Glad she' gone."

James Franco a 'Disaster' at Oscars; 'Draft Billy Crystal' Movement Begins {PopEater}

Feb 28th 2011 3:24PM Nope. It needs to be Tina Fey and Steve Martin. Or Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin again....with a lot of cameos by Tina. I could also enjoy Jimmy Fallon and Jane Hathaway. I think she did a good job...she was able to defuse lots of the awkwardness...she looked stunning...every dress was gorgeous on her. But they've got to ditch the over-emoting childrens' choir...or just tell them to knock off the exaggerated facial expressions. Not natural.

Carrie Fisher Used Cocaine on 'Empire Strikes Back' {PopEater}

Oct 11th 2010 5:40PM Yes...and I also heard that water is wet.

Senate Outlaws Loud Commercials, But There's More to be Done {AOL TV}

Oct 5th 2010 12:40PM Well as much as this guy would like to mess with the first amendment (outside of decency laws governing content)...he's trivializing the importance of this legislation. There are substantial consequences to consumers when these ads blast louder than a person has set their volume. Aside from the fact that the advsrtiser/company is taking away my right to control the volume of sound in my own home...they are also taking away the rights of my neighbors in my apartment bldg. There are serious disputes between neighbors these days related to noise from electronic media. Neighbors can try to be considerate and adhere to noise regulations while watching tv...when suddenly BOOM an ad will come on that shakes the walls. So this isn't a trivial matter...and it's actually a public matter related to noise.

Leno Digs Up Morgan Freeman's Cringeworthy McDonald's Commercial (VIDEO) {AOL TV}

Oct 1st 2010 9:27AM Lighten up Morgan...you're taking yourself too seriously. And what the hell is so bad or embarassing about the ad ?

Dad Who Stormed Bus Apologizes for Some Actions {ParentDish}

Sep 21st 2010 8:45PM I feel bad for this man. He feels powerless to protect a daughter who is powerless. The school and the county are responsible for her safety the minute she steps on that bus...and they're not doing their job. The father should have called the police to report that his daughter has been assaulted. That would have been his only next step other than what he did (which though inappropriate and ineffectual....was an act of frustration).

A Spring 2011 Trend to Try Now: The Severe Side-Part {Stylelist (Main)}

Sep 20th 2010 4:10PM Thank GOD someone is out there determining for us what we should be wearing and how to do our hair.

My 17-Year-Old Is Drifting Away! What Should I Do? {ParentDish}

Sep 14th 2010 8:31PM "Consistent" in this context means "regular". So ... that means regularly engage in bursts of activity or connection....like every few days. I'd also advise this mother to NOT make it about HER. There's nothing worse than a parent who's ONLY "social life" is with her daughter. No kid wants to feel that her parent's happiness is on HER shoulders. She's looking to her parent to model how to have a well-rounded social life....friends, interests, hobbies. And with a 17 year old....this mother better start filling her life with people and activities other than her daughter for the years to come.

KFC vs. Popeyes - Our Own Blind Taste Test {Slashfood}

Sep 1st 2010 6:23PM Well that's like comparing apples to oranges. They needed to give the taste testers Popeye's SPICY extra crispy chicken....and then they'd know what chicken is supposed to taste like. Your life will be complete when you've had Popeye's spicy extra crispy chicken and their cole slaw. KFC's coleslaw is ALL mayonaise.....whereas the Popeye's coleslaw is fresher and crispier because it's not drenched in mayo.

The 20 Best Prancing Michael Cera Images {Urlesque}

Aug 29th 2010 9:33AM What people are missing is...that red hat is a baby's hat. It just looks big because Michael Cera has the most freakishly tiny head....we're talking 'Men in Black' freakish. Seriously...look at his head in the kissing scenes in 'Infinite Playlist'...his head next to his co-star (sorry can't remember her name..love her tho') is so teeny it's crazy.