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Rufus Wainwright & Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears Strip Down in 'One Day in the Life' {Spinner}

Apr 16th 2011 11:08AM I remember when Rufus Was a Tit Man..

The Word 'Retard': Stop Using It {ParentDish}

Mar 7th 2011 3:07PM Teacher asked the kids to come up with a word that starts with A. Jonny puts his hand up, but teacher thinks, "He'll say the A-word," so she calls on somebody else. When she calls for a word that starts with B, she thinks, "He'll say the B-word," so she calls on somebody else. Finally she gets to R, and only Jonny raises his hand. She thinks, "I can't think of an R-word," so she calls on him. "Rat, teacher," he says, "a BIG C-SUCKING, MOTHER-EFFING RAT, ya retread!"

Pilots Behaving Badly {AOL Travel News}

Feb 19th 2011 7:58PM My instructor told me, "You got enough bananas, you can teach an ape to fly." I shudder to remember how many bananas I went through. Think I'm joking? The first Astronaut to ride a rocket at White Sands was a chimp named Ham. The bigger the crew, the more likely distraction. The cockpit is no place for management discussion, because even with robots, a radioman, and a butler, somebody has to be flying the airplane... ALWAYS.
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'Concierge Confidential': Confessions of a Luxury Concierge {AOL Travel News}

Feb 10th 2011 1:49PM 20,000 clients? Let's see, if he worked 365 days a year, he would have to deal with 55 different clients every day to make that many. If he worked ten hours every day, that would mean he would have 11 minutes for each of them, back to back. Aw, HORSECHESTER!

Website Agrees to Stop Selling Contact Lenses Without Prescriptions {WalletPop}

Jan 28th 2011 1:30PM I agree completely. This is exactly like the "medical marijuana" extortion... suddenly what was hybridized by outlaw entrepreneurs is a new medical miracle, as long as you buy permission to use it from a Doctor. Without that permission, it is still felonious devil weed.
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Indonesian crop circles blamed on UFO's - we still have more faith in hoaxers {Gadling}

Jan 25th 2011 9:01PM I'll be more impressed with crop circles when I see one in a pineapple field. If they are made by aliens, why not one in a rain forest big enough to see from space?

Alleged U.S. gun smuggler schmoozes his way past TSA - guns exported to the UK {Gadling}

Jan 25th 2011 9:00PM Karate was invented because the Lords of Japan decided only cops should have weapons. Kneel, peasants, and submit to search and humiliation. It's for your own good.

Cash Or Credit Dispute Causes JetBlue Plane To Divert {AOL Travel News}

Jan 25th 2011 8:43PM Khryst! Doesn't everyone know only terrorists, drug dealers, and illegal Mexicans use CASH??? The American way is CREDIT, NOT REAL MONEY. (As if the Federal Reserve Note were real money, haw haw.)

Lawmakers Complain 9-11 Tribute Coin Is 'An All-Time Low' {WalletPop}

Jan 25th 2011 7:00PM NOBODY is more guilty of shamelessly exploiting 9/11 for personal gain, money, and power than George W. Bush... all it cost was a trillion dollars and about a million lives, (who were after all only worthless Muslims).

Why Breast Milk Sharing Is Booming Online {ParentDish}

Jan 25th 2011 5:46PM This is sick. Breast milk is a disgusting body fluid, just like urine. Showing a woman's sex organs to an infant is sure to leave them with sexual deviations later in life. Christ, doesn't everybody know only industrial formula is safe for children?