How to Take Great Pictures (by an ANTM Survivor)

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How to Take Great Pictures (by an ANTM Survivor)

Relax your mouth.

You will NEVER succeed in looking sexy by making that stupid kissy face. The kissy face is doubly criminal if the snapee is pictured holding a two-liter neon plastic mug half-full of Bubblegum Coconut Daiquiri. Furthermore, any attempt to modify the kissy face into a more "natural-looking pout" will inevitably fail.

If you are familiar with the paparazzi-snapshot research of Victoria Beckham, you are probably already aware that forcibly sucking in your cheeks to make your face look slimmer and your lips look fuller will only succeed in making you look constipated.