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Eliza S.

Adventures in Relocation: My Life as a Cautionary Tale

Once upon a time, my life was calm. I had a great marriage, good job, nice house and cute dog. I was ...

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Adventures in Relocation: Psychological Regression

Now that the madness of moving has calmed down a bit, I've had an opportunity to think on a slightly ...

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A Pack Rat Packs Up to Move

I long for the days of college, when all my worldly belongings fit in the back of my car. Some ...

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Coming Out of the Relocation Closet

When I last left you all, I was biting my nails, drinking heavily and chanting voodoo incantations, ...

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Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop

Something bad is about to happen. I know it. I just freakin' know it. No one is this lucky, not in ...

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Shock, Awe and Stager-Fright

Our relocation time line not only snuck up on me, it smacked me upside the head, stuck a foot out to ...

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The Great Garage Sale Purge

After successfully bingeing on home improvements to make our house more marketable, it was time to ...

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Why Selling a House Costs So Much Money

Moving costs a crapload of money. I had a vague sense that we would be shelling out some cash in ...

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Keeping Secrets

I suck at keeping secrets. I'm your classic gossip-hound with the verbal inhibitions of a ...

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How to Put Your Marriage to the Test

Things are going pretty well in my life right now. Great marriage, good job, nice house, cute dog. ...

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Adventures in Relocation

Amy Stojsavljevic (formerly Eliza S.) is just an average gal with an average life that she decided ...

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