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How to Make Your Home Less Toxic -- With a 5-Item Shopping List!

Whether your motive is frugality, concern for the environment, or an obsession with sparkly ...

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Girl With No Vagina Impregnated?

A story of dubious legitimacy about a teenager without a vagina who became pregnant after ...

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The AARP Wants to Teach Your Grandparents to 'Sext'

If your grandpa's a member of the AARP, you'd better hope he doesn't have your cell number -- or you ...

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Is Saying 'We' the Key to a Happy Marriage? We Hope Not.

You know the types: We love sushi. We hate "30 Rock." We always vacation at Sandals. It's ...

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Self-Help Video for Shy Girls Frightens Us

If your low self-esteem is making it difficult for you to leave the house, have we got a video for ...

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Gay Couple in 'Arthur' Book Too Progressive for Grade Schoolers

You can teach the children in Green County, Okla., about where maple syrup comes from, but you ...

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'Wolf Woman' Chops off Dog's Head

Having gone to college with a girl who refused to be photographed because she was, in reality, a ...

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Some Sex Positions Are Bad For Your Health

We feel it's always handy to have a long, varied list of reasons why you don't want to get laid, so ...

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Don't Fellate Your Mate in NOLA -- You Could Get More Than a Fine

Good news if you live in New Orleans and that "TMJ" excuse you've been using is starting to wear ...

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Our Top 10 Girl Crushes from AskMen's 99 Most Desirable Women

Our buddies over at AskMen.com have once again issued their annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women of ...

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Vegas Mayor Leading Race for Governor As a Gin-Swilling Horndog

Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman used to be a defense attorney for the mob, and he's now planning a run ...

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Cat News Continues to Dominate the Internet

Perhaps you remember when we wrote about cats that like to take the bus to work. We know we'll never ...

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Meet 'Markus' -- America's First Legal Male Prostitute!

Don't call "Markus" a hooker -- he's a "surrogate lover." Meet America's first legal male ...

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Rubik's Cube-Solving Bodybuilder -- Hold On to Your Brains

OK, so we've all come to accept the fact that the Internet is a strange place. But every now and ...

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Your Mathematical Chances of Finding Mr. Right? Nnnnnot Great

For your own sake, we really hope you're one of those people who is totally OK with settling, ...

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