Lemondrop

Anna Goldfarb

Dude Dictionary -- I Is for Invite Anxiety

Invite Anxiety (n.): This occurs when you get a mass invite to an event your crush is throwing, ...

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Dude Dictionary -- S Is for Shapeshifter

Shapeshifter, The (n.): Term for the fellow who changes everything about himself and his lifestyle ...

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Dude Dictionary -- X is for XXX Threat

XXX-Threat (n.): This guy is a little too into pornography, which is evident by the amount of it ...

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Dude Dictionary -- Q Is for Quiet Riot

Quiet Riot, The (n.): When a meek wallflower of a dude engages in his first real ...

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Dude Dictionary -- G Is for Glory Dazer

Glory Dazer (n.): This guy is living in the past when he did something really awesome, which was a ...

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Dude Dictionary -- O Is for Old Man Switch-Up

Old Man Switch-Up (n.): The magical moment when you realize that your fella is turning into an old ...

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Dude Dictionary -- L Is for Later Skater

Later Skater (v.): When he blows you off to hang out with his buddies to do anything vaguely ...

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Dude Dictionary -- Z Is for Zen Master

Zen Master, the (n.): A mellow guy, hell-bent on spiritual enlightenment. He is like if a fortune ...

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Dude Dictionary -- F Is for Foreign Scorin'

Foreign Scorin' (v.): The act of traveling abroad, where you discover you can hook up with dudes ...

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Dude Dictionary -- B is for Bone Zone

The Bone Zone (n.): Metaphorical area referenced to indicate your desired sexual proximity to an ...

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Dude Dictionary -- E Is for Expiration Date

Expiration Date (n.): The arbitrary time and day of the week after which you decide that you will no ...

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Dude Dictionary -- B Is for Bus Pass

Bus Pass (n.): When you are slummin' it, dating-wise, and you know it. Maybe he's the cashier at the ...

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Dude Dictionary: S Is for Seven-Month Slump

Seven-Month Slump, The (n.): The point in a relationship when you might begin to feel antsy and ...

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Dude Dictionary: T Is for Text Philosopher

Text Philosopher (n.): Male whose primary media for expression are his thumbs. He'll text you ...

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Dude Dictionary: Y Is for Yes Man

Yes Man, The (n.): He refuses to make any decisions and seems terrified of "rocking the boat." He ...

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