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Leaker Seeks Love Match
Looking to be Swedish-sex-crimed by an incarcerated whistleblower entrepreneur? Look no further than Julian Assange's online dating profile. (The Daily Beast)

It's Not Easy Being Green
Wearing a Phish T-shirt no longer counts as environmentalism -- the truly eco-conscious live in solar-powered, egg-shaped huts. (Gizmodo)

Milkin' It
The FDA reports that many mothers unable to produce sufficient amounts of breast milk are turning to potentially dangerous online milk banks. (CNN)

Scariest News Ever?
Current methods of ovarian cancer screening may not be enough to detect the disease, recent research suggests. (AOL Health)




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Miley Cyrus, Your Heir Is Waiting
Jada Pinkett Smith says she and her husband "come up with agreements" with daughter Willow rather than laying down rules. (Dlisted)

Stay Strong, America
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have split up, proving that no matter how hard you work out or wax, you can't fake love. (E!Online)

Gosselin Kids Get New Excuse for Parental Neglect
This time, mommy's running for office! (PopEater)

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

J-Woww, the misspelled, buxom delight of "Jersey Shore" has a book deal. (The Frisky)

Life's No Pic-a-nic
Ey, Boo Boo, what'cha doing with that shotgun? (BuzzFeed)