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Somebody Really Wants Us to Forget "The Social Network"
Mark Zuckerberg is showing his kinder, gentler side, having recently agreed to donate much of his wealth to charity. (Mashable)

Life on the /b/ List
4chan's resident vigilantes have attacked the ABC News site and have threatened Amazon for censoring stories and preventing donations to WikiLeaks. (Gawker)

One Pill Makes You Small
The FDA advisory committee has is lending their support to a new weight-loss pill. No word on whether this one will require a tank-size supply of Depends. (CNN)

We Officially Forgive You for "Charmed"
Alyssa Milano has teamed up with California's Gentle Barn Foundation to save the lives of dogs scheduled to be euthanized in Ohio. (Tonic)




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Tommy Lee: Advocate for Sea Monsters Everywhere
Tommy Lee has received a response from Sea World, which vehemently denies the rocker's assertion that they have been molesting the whales. This is a real story. (Dlisted)

Sad Day for Divas
Aretha Franklin is reportedly suffering from pancreatic cancer, according to family members. (My Fox Detroit)

America's Next Top Tween
The Jonas Brothers' manager is looking for the next great pop group because, as we all remember, this has never gone terribly, terribly wrong before. (PopEater)

Hello, Future Husband
YouTuber Sp0ntanius has performs on wine glasses a beautiful version of Zelda's "The Song of Healing" / what we'll eventually just call Our Song. (Buzz Feed)

Buzzword
Vibrators are finally getting their day in the sun, because this is America, dammit, and we'll masturbate where we want to. (Jezebel)