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Take These Broken Wings and Learn to Fly Again
Did they just remember "Jersey Girl," or what?. Another airline asked Kevin Smith not to board. (PEOPLE)

Washington, D.C. Even Sadder Today
Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former presidential candidate John, has succumbed to cancer at age 61. (NY Times)

Now We Sip Champagne Water When We Thirsty
Ever so confused by the idea of your thirst that you become dehydrated and die? Not any more! (Engadget)

The Business of Being Born
British scientists have documented a baby being born on MRI, helping us all understand a little bit better how crazy fetuses look when they're surprised. (Geekologie)

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Leave it to Bieber
In his never-ending quest to prove his street cred, Justin Bieber has befriended a soft-spoken, mustachioed older homosexual. (Baltimore Sun)

Punch-Drunk Thug
Demi Lovato and the dancer she allegedly punched are going to have a "Step Up"-style dance off court and it's going to be FAAAAABULOUS. (RadarOnline)

Whack Job
Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, are in talks to write a book about their paranoid delusions the very real "star whackers" who are trying to kill them. (PopEater)

The Real Christmas Miracles
Let's hope no one forgets the true meaning of Christmas this year: gambling with your family and lighting things on fire. (BuzzFeed)