While some of us opt to tamp down the pain with extra-large breakfast pizzas, we notice that some friends actually get all sad and lose weight when they break up with their boyfriends.

With that in mind, TragiSLIM has been created to take your heart-wrenching sadness and help you shed the weight. Focused on keeping you completely depressed throughout the diet, the weight-loss plan ensures that the negative feelings will keep your mind off of food and get you into your skinny elastic-waisted college sweatpants in no time.

See? Every cloud has a shiny, disordered lining. ENJOY!