Leave a Comment   

FEED IT.

ROT IT.


WikiLockup
Freedom hero/WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested by Scotland Yard after turning himself in. (NY Times)

Can You Hear Me Now?
Probably not if you're on AT&T, which has been rated worst mobile carrier by Consumer R eports. (Mashable)

Viva Viagra!
According to an Australian study of 2800 men ages 75-95, at least 1 in 3 were still getting some nookie at least once a year. (CNN)

The Pill We Never Forget is About to Save Our Lives
Oh, this? We're just getting rid of our hangover... and CANCER! (The Hairpin)

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
According to Dr. Phil (we're sorry), by the time women turn 60, they've told close to 50,000 lies. (AOL Health)

(Photos: Getty, JPI)

Nuggets of Information
Major changes are happening to the breaded delights at your favorite fast food restaurants. This is need to know chickenformation. (BurgerBusiness)

Introducing the Future Mrs. Captain Awesome
A fun-loving Oregon resident has officially changed his name to Captain Awesome. Gee, we wonder if he lives in Portland. (Gawker)

Sarah Palin Murders Something Other Than Hope, For a Change
This time, the unlucky victim was a caribou. Well played, maverick! (The Daily Beast)

Abstinence-Only Education Preps Sexually Active Kids For Life of Porn
Abstinence-only education programs teach children that having sex is like drinking a glass of other people's spit, to which we say, Not unless someone's paying top dollar to film it, it's not.. (BuzzFeed)