Dec 3rd 2010 By Sarah Crow
Eat, Pay, Shill
Julia Roberts gets paid $1.5 million
to do the one thing most of us do all morning, but don't get paid nearly as much to do: sit there, drink our coffee and basically do nothing. (PopEater)
Tiny Waist Almost As Career Ruinous As Tyra
Scandal! Outrage! An incredibly thin girl who will never work again has been crowned "America's Next Top Model."
Middle-Aged Criminal Looking for Love
Winona Ryder, no stranger to bagging things on a whim, told reporters of her next quest: "I gotta bag me a husband."
Hot for Teacher
We would have paid much more attention (and passed more tests) in high school if we were being quizzed on penis trivia
Hearty for the Party
Are you a full-figured female who likes to get drunk, fight and, um et cetera? VH1, purveyors of reality TV excellence, want to grease you up and film it for a totally non-exploitative new show