Finally, a New Kind of Alien For Americans to Complain About
NASA has announced that they will hold a press conference on Thursday during which they will reportedly discuss extraterrestrial life. (Physorg)

No Glove, No Love
Safe sex should be a bigger priority than ever, since the CDC's announcement that only 45 percent of American adults have been tested for HIV. (AOL Health)

Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Ruin Your Marriage
According to the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers, 1 in 5 divorcing parties points to Facebook as evidence of cheating, insanity or other divorce-worthy issues. (TheFrisky)

Your Justin Bieber Fix Now Uninterrupted
YouTube has launched ads you can skip past, if learning everything about local banks and hybrid cars while you wait isn't really your thing. (TechCrunch)

Give Up the Funk
Getting some stank in your kisses? Give your loved one the list of the five foods to avoid pre-mouth-hug. (The Gloss)

Put On Your Yarmulke
Surprise! Everyone in Hollywood celebrates Hanukkah! (BuzzFeed)

The Block Is Hot

You can take the girl out of the 'hood, but you can't take the 'hood out of the girl. Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband alleges that he has videotapes in which Jenny from the block exposes herself in public. (Radar Online)

4chan's tow-headed hero, moot, trolled users with what may be the greatest advertisement for Japanese bucket pudding to date. (Urlesque)

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