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By the Skin of Their Stomachs
Two Oklahoma women shoplifted $2600 worth of clothing and shoes from T.J. Maxx by hiding the goods in their fat rolls. (Gawker)

First Sign Your Doctor's Not Licensed: Her Toolbox
Six New Jersey women have been hospitalized after receiving butt injections that were actually made of bathroom caulk. (Asylum)

Good News for Oversharers
Feeling fertile? Ovulating may make you less inclined to call your dad, says a group of scientists trying to prove God knows what. (Time)

In Control, Never Gonna Stop
Crack is still whack, but controlled substances are making their way into the hands of more teenagers than ever before. (Reuters)

Run For the Hills, 4Chan!
Interpol has issued a wanted notice for WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. (Guardian)


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Who Loves the Sun?
The real reason we wear sunglasses all the time? According to a woman in Spain, the sun isn't ours to look at. Because she owns it. (TheFrisky)

When Does the Radio Edit Come Out?
Finally, a song that expresses how we're feeling: "F**k You If You Don't Like Christmas." (Urlesque)

South Africa, the Iraq, Everywhere, Like, Such As
Proving that Americans aren't the only idiots in the world, Venezuelan-born Miss Universe Alicia Machado asked her Twitter followers to pray for "the Chinas" after hearing of the North Korea's attack on South Korea. (Dlisted)

Addicted to Love
... is a real thing, if you ask Rachel Uchitel, or any other duck-lipped homewrecker young woman with no reason to lie. (CNN)

The Cat's Pajamas
Are striped, polka-dotted, and sometimes a little risque. (BuzzFeed)