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Feeling stressed? Out of control? It's not you -- it's your drinking!

At least, according to British Association of Anger Management. The organization (which is a thing that exists) posits that binge drinking is responsible for an increase in overall aggression among women. The number of women found guilty of murder, vicious assaults or attacks in the U.K. has increased 81 percent in the past 12 years, as has the number of women who admit to hitting the sauce a little too hard.

Essentially, BAAM blames the increase in crime on the a-a-a-alcohol. Their experts believe that as more girls decide to binge drink, they begin to "emulate male behavior" to prove they're not the weaker sex they've been labeled as. Hmmmm!

Anger management therapist Mike Fisher told the Daily Mail that women are anesthetizing their feelings by drinking, which makes it difficult for them to deal with their problems. We and our daily glass of don't-kill-everybody-Tempranillo have no idea what you're talking about.