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Eat Your Words
Remind him that you're not just a smokin' hot bod the morning after with QWERTY waffles, because marriage material knows the alphabet. (Gizmodo)

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Depression making you blue? Adding insult to injury, it may also put you at higher risk for diabetes. (Health)

Nobody's Immune to the Bieber Fever
Proving that a life of crime doesn't preclude good taste, police found 11 tons of weed, weapons and a sweet Justin Bieber mural in a Brazilian drug lord's home. (Gawker)

Orange You Glad You Ate Your Veggies?
Recent studies find that eating dark green and orange vegetables may increase lifespan and prevent disease. (AOL Health)

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I Am Serious ... and Don't Call Me Shirley!
Leslie Nielsen, star of the "Airplane!" and "Naked Gun" films, has passed away at age 84. (N.Y. Post)

Burning Down the House
The heat was on Heidi Fleiss this holiday, but not in the way she's used to. The former madam escaped a fire that ravaged her Nevada home on Thanksgiving. (PopEater)

In Duh-ther News ...

Once again proving their hatred for good music and fun, the police have arrested 77-year-old Willie Nelson for marijuana possession. (Dlisted)

Mother Teresa Would Disagree
Michael Brea, the "Ugly Betty" actor charged with murdering his mother with a samurai sword, claims that his violent crime was "God's work." (HuffPo)