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Viva La Vino
Don't worry, drunky, women who have one or two drinks a day in midlife live longer than their teetotaling counterparts. (WSJ)

Oy, Robot
An NYU professor is installing a camera in the back of his head for a year to curb note-passing and haunt dreams. (Gothamist)

Nothing Tastes As Bad As Big Feels
Overweight children tend to exhibit higher levels of stress than their average-weight counterparts. (Time)

Red Bull: Gives You Wings, Drinking Problems
Individuals who regularly consume energy drinks are more likely to be alcohol dependent than those who don't because Red Bull and vodka both taste like ass on their own. (Health)

Fun With Funbags
Tired of your old boob tricks? Here are 10 new ones that will keep your partner, friends and strangers vaguely aroused. (TheFrisky)

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Carey Mulligan, Safe and Proud Above the Hot Struggles of the Poor
The British actress has landed the role of Daisy Buchanan in Baz Luhrmann's upcoming adaptation of "The Great Gatsby."

Going to the Chapel and We're Going to Get Titled
Kate Middleton didn't just just get an 18-karat sparkler from Prince William, she's also getting a sweet honorarium. (CBS News)

14:59
This seems like a good use of money: Children at fancy music school spending their parents' $120 grand to sing "The Bed Intruder Song." (Urlesque)

Ke$ha May Be a Lush, But She's No Nazi
The girl most in need of a shower singer has nixed S.S-style costumes for her backup dancers because if there's one thing this Ke$ha knows, it's where to draw the line. (Radar)

An Argument for Birth Control
Presented without homicidal rage judgment: 10-year-old fashion designer Cecilia Cassini. (TheFrisky)