Oh, The Sun. We can always count on you for hard-hitting news.

Take the story of Lara Carter, spermjacker. Apparently, when Lara saw a friend hold her newborn a year ago, she not only thought the baby was too cute for words, it also sparked an obsession that's led her on a mission to get herself pregnant -- with or without the guy's consent.

"I've always loved babies and wanted to be a mother from a very young age, but from that moment it become an obsession," she told The Sun. "I have made it my mission in life to get pregnant."

Calling herself the "sperm hunter" (really), Carter has supposedly been spending the past year picking up unsuspecting men at bars and clubs, pretending to be crunk and having unprotected sex with them. (She says sperm banks are too expensive. Not like, you know, a baby ...)

Her process is simple (or so she says): She takes an ovulation test to make sure she's at her fertility prime, then gets dolled up with a wig to conceal her identity, then starts her hunt. "As I am big-busted and like to have fun, guys are instantly interested in me," she said. Fair enough, Lara.

If you're wondering why she doesn't just, like, find a dude who actually likes her to father her baby, Carter explained that she has been in relationships where guys have run away once her desire to have a kid came up.

"Men my age aren't that interested in settling down with a kid so quickly into a relationship, so I have given up on trying to have a baby with a partner," she said.

Or maybe they're just not interested in conniving lunatics. Just a thought.