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Your Chance to Poke the Queen Is Finally Here
Cementing her status as a hip, hip lady, Queen Elizabeth II has gone and gotten herself a Facebook page. (GNN)

STDs Now Ruining Lives AND Phones
Want to know if your crotch is in trouble? Finding out will soon be as simple as peeing on your phone. (Gawker)

Children With Symptoms of ADHD -- Ooh, Popcorn!
Children who exhibit symptoms of ADHD are at greater risk for becoming obese later in life. (Health)

Fitter, Happier?
Hopping on the elliptical may give you an endorphin boost and a cuter butt, but exercise isn't a good treatment for your serious sads. (MSNBC)


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Jive Turkey
Love Thanksgiving but hate the cleanup? Simplify your feast with the Turkey Cake, which combines all of your favorite holiday foods in one disgustingly life-ruinous dish. (Geekologie)

Let's Hope Your Kids Aren't Buying Camcorders
Concerned about your child's spending habits? Sounds like it's time to get them the Kardashian Kredit Kard. (NY Post)

I See London, I See France
Are we going to jail for looking at Miley's underpants? (PopEater)

Girls Gone Mild
"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis may have to stare at the same pair of boobs for quite a while, having just tied the knot with some poor, unfortunate soul his girlfriend. (E! Online)