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Guys should forget the Aqua Di Gio and try sloppily filling their tanks instead.

A new survey suggests that women get turned on by the smell of gasoline, paint, printer ink and leather on a man, apparently because they call to mind romantic moments.

TV relationship expert Simone Bienne told the Daily Express, "Some weird and wonderful smells can transport us back to a happy memory. This in turn makes us feel more relaxed and drawn to someone." Because there's nothing hotter than a guy changing a Hewlett-Packard cartridge, right?

Meanwhile, men like their women smelling of lipstick, baby lotion and roasted meat. Which is handy, considering how much lipstick women actually wear. If you need us, we'll be smearing Yankee pot roast on ourselves with our faces deep, deep in a leather jacket. Who's going to be single at New Year's this year, guys? Not us!