Dear Steve Harvey,

You look stressed. Maybe need to go somewhere safely away from the lights, cameras, contestants and potential references to "asparagus" that your job as host of "Family Feud" requires.

While it's probably less than fun to watch families of lunatics attempt to win money via your survey-oriented game show, it's still troubling that you, sir, a grown-man comedian, are driven to threaten suicide because of a root vegetable. Seriously, Al from "Home Improvement" used to host this show. Don't crack like he did -- take a sabbatical someplace where you don't have to endure this kind of psychological torture.

In the meantime, for the rest of you, this is a pretty awesome clip from the "Feud." Enjoy!