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Look guys, it's not easy being Mary-Kate Olsen -- especially when your hot-as-hayull bodyguard sleeps with your twin sister, Ashley. And yet, that's exactly what our Mary-Kate must contend with, along with arduously lifting up her laptop and accidentally shooting her cat.

In this touching clip from "Very Mary-Kate," Mary-Kate attempts to reconnect with her bodyguard and his delicious six-pack, telling him that "I forsook all my worldly possessions, and then I got a whole new set of worldly possessions."

Comedian Elaine Carroll's take on the tiniest moguls in the world will be on CollegeHumor regularly, so check back often for more webisodes. Enjoy!