You're a grown-up now, so Halloween is no longer about fun and cider and candy -- it's about being skanky. And if you can't go out this year in a skanky costume, you can at least adorn your home with skanky decor. Enter, Pornkins!
Pornkins (not to be confused with our favorite member of the Rebel Alliance
) are incredibly NSFW
jack-o'-lantern stencils for when you want to decorate your home with explicit images of people in various sex positions carved into gourds. You know, just in case the acres of fishnet and body glitter weren't hint enough that the people at your costume party / frat porch / masked sex ball are down to get down.
For only $19.99 you can get a kit containing 10 horrifying stencils and all the tools necessary to carve them into a pumpkin, like the one (tastefully blurred by us) at right.
Our personal favorite
? Butt cheeks with a glowing anus. You know, for those parents and trick-or-treaters who aren't deterred by turning the porch light off.Ps: want some non-porny pumpkin carving tips? We got you covered.