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We've always suspected that behind their Vaselined smiles, beauty queens are just waiting to crack. Daniela Gaskie, aka Miss Kentucky Latina, has proved our suspicions true, laying a bizarre smackdown on two strangers last week in Richmond, Kent.

The 22-year-old pageant contestant apparently couldn't handle the polite waving anymore, so she skipped a few degrees of civility and went straight to stabbing a gas station attendant in the neck with a ballpoint pen, before crossing the street and beating the crap out of pharmacist Mary Ann McKinney. The Examiner reports that Gaskie claims the attacks were a response to being "racially profiled," but the cops say it was probably just booze rage.

Upon hearing about the ordeal, the Miss U.S. Latina Organization revoked Gaskie's crown. Gaskie was last seen blowing kisses from the backseat of a police car as they drove her away. For real. (The always-sane Nancy Grace weighs in after the jump.)

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