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Your Monthly Gifts


Turns out all that ice cream isn't assuaging your PMS anymore -- your period wants to shop, and it wants to go now. (Gawker)

Do Not Go Gentle
Go loud and kitschy with a Happy Coffin. (AOL Weird News)

This Is Totally Why We Shelled Out $500 For the First iPhone
A Harlem man was shot but uninjured when the bullet was stopped by the cell phone in his pocket. (NY Daily News)

Yuppies Beware, You're In for a Scare
"Natural," "organic" and "local" may not mean what you think they do. (HuffPo)

No Fat Chicks, Say Study, Employers
Unless you're willing to take a pay cut, that is. (Asylum)


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Plundering the World Supply of Cool
In response to a 9-year-old's request for help with a mutiny against teachers, Johnny Depp arrived at a British school in full Jack Sparrow regalia. (E!)

Frankie Muniz FTW
Frankie Muniz may has enough free time and pent-up anger to call out non-celebs on Twitter, because homeboy is rich! (Dlisted)

A Casefor immaculate Conception
Terrified Disneykind Sex-loving married man Kevin Jonas was reportedly spotted picking up a pregnancy test with wife Danielle Deleasa. (In Touch)

If You're Spending the Holiday Weekend Alone
Here are 109 cats in sweaters who all want to be your forever friends. (BuzzFeed)