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Kids Have F**king Filthy Mouths
Unlike in the good old days when we saved our best swears for kindergarten, children as young as 3 are starting to use four-letter words. (Asylum)

Now Two Reasons to Be Nervous at the DMV
D.C. residents are now in for a new type of test at the DMV: They can get tested for HIV while they wait, and wait, and wait. (CNN)

This Is What Happens When You Murder a Meme
Lady Gaga beat out Nancy Pelosi on the Forbes list of most powerful women, coming in at number 7. (The Guardian)

Burning Your Snuggie Just Got Easier
Introducing the Coz-E -- it's just like your old sleeve blanket, but way more likely to kill you. (Geekologie)

Is That Just a Heat-Sensitive Phone in Your Pocket, or Are You Happy to See Me?
Yeah, it's just a copper phone that charges through body heat. Sorry. (Gizmodo)





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Christina Hendricks States the Obvious
If it wasn't clear already, the lady's an unstoppable sex magnet, OK? (Dlisted)

With a Little Help From My Gleeks
To the delight of everyone we know teens, the cast of "Glee" has just topped the Beatles' record for most Billboard Top 100 singles. (Idolator)

Burn One Down
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's fire-spinning brother, known as "Burning Dan," passed away in Hollywood at age 36. (ICYDK)

Being Dirty and Crazy Doesn't Equal a Drug Problem
Just ask Amy Winehouse, who says she's been sober for close to three years. (Celebitchy)

Don't Let Halloween Kill Your Sex Appeal
Maintain that facial gold with the best costumes for beardos. (BuzzFeed)