The bad news: your child's life in the hands of an 11-year-old girl. The good news: There's a fairly decent chance your kid's not gonna die tonight.

Despite the fact that we weren't left unsupervised at home until the age of 14, it turns out pre-teen gals are actually somewhat capable babysitters -- 98 percent know whom to call if there's an intruder, and 85 percent can remember that time you told them "the number for poison control is on the fridge" right before you left in case your child decides to have a cocktail party under the sink.

Unfortunately, 40 percent of the 727 pre-teens polled admitted to leaving their ward unattended while "watching" them, which would explain how the place got so trashed in a mere four hours.

Of the kids polled, 51 percent had taken a first-aid class, and 47 were trained in CPR -- not bad considering you're only paying them a dollar per hour per kid. That's still the going rate, right?