Lemondrop

We don't have our bucket list written just yet, but two things we're pretty sure are not going to be on it are 1) jump out of a plane, and 2) be involved in a love triangle that ends in murder.

Thank you, Els Clottemans (pictured), for really (allegedly) cementing our position on that.

Clottemans' trial just got started today in Belgium. She's accused of sabotaging "friend" Els Van Doren's parachute, which failed to open during a jump involving the two women and Marcel Somers, a man whom both had dated. The parachute was obviously tampered with, the cords clearly cut by scissors. The prosecution's theory is that Clottemans wanted Somers all to herself and is not a particularly big fan of rational adult conversations.

The trial is expected to use footage from a video camera in Van Doren's helmet as she plunged to the ground. That is why if we ever do (foolishly) end up in a love triangle, we're going to limit our group hang time to awkward run-ins at friends' parties and not, say, leaping out of planes with romantic rivals.