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That's a Grande, Ma'am, and It's No Easy Job
Just when you thought Starbucks couldn't nickel and dime you any more, the company has introduced price hikes for their more "labor intensive" drinks. (CNN)

Get Down, Girl, Go 'Head, Get Down
A recent study reports that seniors are making more sweet, sweet, love than ever, and they're not ashamed to share the good news. (Newsweek)

I'm a Creep, I'm a Donor
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally decided to harness his infinite power for good, opting to donate a whopping $100 million to Newark, N.J., schools. (Gawker)

Horny Beast
A super-horny dinosaur unrelated to the cast of "Big Love" has just been discovered in Utah. (Geekologie)

Blockbusted
Video chain Blockbuster has officially filed for bankruptcy protection, citing "terrible business model" as a reason for their impending demise. (HuffPo)

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Punk'd!
The Ashton Kutcher–cheating rumors continue to spread, with a variety of media outlets accusing the reality star of getting busy with girls who aren't his unnaturally-young-looking wife. (Dlisted)

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
Pamela Anderson says she regrets posing naked because her young sons are now getting teased for her coochie curtains. (The Superficial)

Can You Tell Me How to Get, How to Get to Sesame Street
Follow the girl with the big boobs, but make sure she's cleaned up her act before you go down any alleys with her. (TMZ)

Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Bret Michaels is undergoing heart surgery, but assures fans he'll be back to banging them in no time. (Radar Online)

Only Human After All
Despite all evidence that Jon Hamm is a scientifically engineered handsome-bot, the actor contends that he suffered from depression following the death of his parents. (PopEater)