Tumblr crap at my parents house [sic] collects the best of crazy finds from Mom and Dad's house. The results, like the toilet that craps flowers at left, are alternately hilarious and unbelievable. More of our faves are after the jump.

That's not just allspice -- it's vintage allspice. (Can't read the inset? It's dated Oct. '79 -- aka before some of us were born.)

Oh, man. Wayyyyy too much to say about this one ... we'll just echo the enthusiasm for plastic and leave it at that.

Heavens, what would we do without white diarrhea tablets for chicks?

That's one sh**ty job someone got roped into ...