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Having a hard time getting laid? Have you considered moving to Indianapolis? Perhaps you should, because America's racing capital is among a number of other surprising cities to make the list of the most sexually active.
The list was published by Men's Health, with the data tabulated by combining a number of factors, like condom and sex-toy sales, STDs and birth rates. They then mixed 'em all up like a wacky Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial to determine that Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the country.
It's a dubious methodology for sure, but who are we to argue with infographics? The remaining top 10 were (in descending order) Columbus, Ohio; Fort Wayne, Ind.; Cincinnati; Salt Lake City; San Antonio; Denver; Austin, Texas; Boise City, Idaho; and Chicago.
Last on the list of 100 cities was Lexington, Kent., but good news for them -- it's only 1.5 hours to the number four city (Cincy), and just a little over three hours to Indianapolis. You know, in case you hit a dry spell, own a car and decide to take out a good chunk of America's heartland.
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Wednesday 15 September
By Nancy
Funny that Lexington,. KY is dead last on the list. All those UK people take their sports too serious evidently.
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Monday 20 September
By Miss Julianna
Indianapolis is the 15th larrgest city in this country. No we are not bored , there is plenty to do here. Our unemployment is about the same as everyone else. No we are not a bunch of "hicks" with nothing but sex on our minds. Still the study does share with the rest of you that being on a beach or living in a HOT city has nothing to do with how sexy you are! Really all the slams on the Midwest is your envy showing, we are having a good old time here in the heartland and we are because sexy is a state of Mind! Oh trust Me when I assure you that We are rated number one because we are very very sexy. We are kind and loving. Sex is not what we do because we live outside YOUR realm of understanding and acceptance, it is what we do because we love it! Take a road trip and see the beautiful people that reside in Indianapolis!
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Wednesday 15 September
By iviethodaurum
This makes me wonder who sat down and decided to study this subject.......kind of a strange thing to think about if you really think about it.Over all who cares?I dont say that to be rude but there are people in every city in the USA because people are having sex in every city in the USA,everyday,every night 24/7 in every city someone is doing the deed.Want to have really twisted thoughts?Got to a pro ball game,baseball,football,soccer and look at the thousands of people around you,look at the whole stadium if you are up high.All those people came from sex and there is a really good chance it wasnt just one time ,it took many many times to get her pregnant....now,take your twisted mind and think how many of these people were not on purpose,then think about how many people are there and their dad really isnt their dad.........so sad but so true.
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Wednesday 15 September
By Deanna Jameson
@Nick Mayor--I thought for sure Miami would be #1 on the list, with Vegas #2.
Some of these I can understand because they are indeed boring places and there's nothing else to do but have sex and more sex.
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Thursday 16 September
By harold
Where do you live Deanna? lol
Wednesday 15 September
By A.D.
Ah, I doubt people in the cities named are actually having the best or most satisfying sex. Most of the cities named are full of podunk trash, they bang anything with a pulse and thus breed like rabbits. To them... good sex is any sex that doesn't involve payment, police or penicillin.
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Wednesday 15 September
By John Alan
I'm selling lots of condoms at work here in Indy. Why am I not getting any?
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Wednesday 15 September
By Eddie - little Eagle
This so funny,I guess I need to move,I'm in Douglasville Ga,and ain't been layed in a few years because these women around have so many inhabitions,AND feel ain't NO body gonna get it.Sure I wish I COULD find someone,gonna knock someones back out !!!!
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Wednesday 15 September
By CORRECTION
Actually according to the article in The Men's Health October 2010 article of the top 100 # 4. DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA I read the article you wrote here and you seemingly excluded Durham, NC from your top 10. I just wanted to point out your error to you. Thanks
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Wednesday 15 September
By Joe Turner
Would have been close. I thought of Indy from personal experience. On the other hand the least sexy city is , undoubtedly, St Louis.
Most boring town in the country for its size and nothing but pimps and dealers out on the streets ager 9 PM ( and thats only if there is a Hockey game at home )
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Wednesday 15 September
By harold
Go down to the Old Train Station area in Indianapolis
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Wednesday 15 September
By frank
I was dead wrong, I thought it was hollywood they're always discovering new
"G" spot, now there are 2, I'm moving to INDIANALOLIS.
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Wednesday 15 September
By Robert Johnston
It used to be that to gauge a city's "sexual appetite,' one only needed to check if there was a major U.S. Military base within a ten-mile radius of that city.
My but how times do change!
Oh, before I forget: if you wish to pontificate about matters not regarding this subject--do it in the "Comments" section of an article that fits your rant. Otherwise, let's keep to the subject at hand, please?
Thanks.
--RKJ
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Thursday 16 September
By comisar99
WHAT?? Cincinnati? NO WAY I live here and the only things active is the wheelchairs
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Thursday 16 September
By Christian
San Antonio in top 10??? Wow....I guess people are into 300 lb hippos more than I thought....being it consistently ranks in top 10 fattest city.
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Thursday 16 September
By Elizabeth
Hey...people here may be fat (I'm not) but they do get some. How?! Don't ask! I just got laid today and it was great. But neither one of us is fat.
San Antonio along with Houston, Dallas, even Corpus Christi continue to be the fattest cities because everyone flocks to the Mexican restaurants Jalisco's every morning. It's disgusting. Don't forget the McDonald's and Whataburger on every corner. It's gross.
Thursday 16 September
By harold
You want Ass, go to any Illegal Mexican Neighborhood,in the afternoon they be all struttin there stuff, skinny or fat, they be pushin what they gots, cus there ol man be a workin in your wifes garden.
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Thursday 16 September
By harold
Washington DC is the winner--cus Yobamma Boy Fucking everyone over.
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Thursday 16 September
By Scott
paula, Why would you want to get rid of the illegal Mexicans? Who is going to do the hard labor? The other races are to lazy to do it, or right away they want to form a union and want to get paid top dollar. Would you do it? be honest... Don't hate, I don't. Do research and you will find out which race is on the top for foodstamps and crime. then judge but don't hate
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Thursday 16 September
By Mark Davenport
Harold,
Need a cup of coffee? Hey, don't blame Latin men and women for your lack of sexual gratification. If I were a betting man, I'd bet, that you and your right palm are best of friends. Dude, get out sometime, there's really nice folks everywhere who don't mind having sexual contact with you....... providing you have money in your wallet. LOL I bet you're married to an overweight Caucasian, who on a daily basis has yeast infections. Try dark meat- it's tasty.
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