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You're at the club and you see a hot guy on the floor you've just got to approach. But what draws you to his particular moves? British psychologists have completed a study to find out the most alluring dance moves men can perform to woo a mate.

How did it work? The scientists had dudes pop and lock in front of a camera which captured their moves with infra-red reflectors. The moves were then isolated and projected onto an avatar, using the same technology as "Tron" and "Terminator," that took all the handsomeness, haircuts and goofy faces out of the equation. Ladies judged the routines, and voted for the dances that got them good and bothered.

The result: We love men who do more than just move their arms and legs. We want someone who engages his whole body. The more the men moved their necks and hips -- in fact, the bigger the moves -- the more turned on women became. Fact: We want a guy who does the sprinkler.

After watching the video above countless times (does it count as porn if it's an avatar?), we needed a soundtrack. So, we've figured out the best songs to listen to while watching the sexiest cartoon ever performed. (Note: We resisted Daft Punk because it was just too easy.)

Missy Elliot, "Gossip Folks"
It takes a real man to let loose during a song about a lady "that only eats one cracker a day." The way the arms kind of stick out when Ludacris says "TUMOR," are precisely the kind of sexy you want from a gent. Yes, stick your arms out like you are Christ the Redeemer in Brazil. Can't resist!
Runner-Up: ODB "Gotcha Money"

REM, "Shiny Happy People"
Oh, we see, you're interested in a more cerebral type of man. Someone who shares your love of the '90s, who understands that Michael Stipe was a burgeoning sex symbol all those years ago. Were there any more alluring threads than his saffron chapeau in that video? Was there any stronger aphrodisiac than the words "gold and silver shiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-hi-hi-hine!"? We think not. Note how the whirling dervish arms match up perfectly. It's not an accident. Release your inner joy, little avatar. This is a safe space!
Runners-Up: Violent Femmes, "Blister in the Sun"; Gin Blossoms, "Hey Jealousy"

Kilo, "Nasty Dancer"
Let's go straight sex appeal. Was the first time you really bumped and grinded with a "man" on the dance floor at your seventh-grade dance? His little bowl cut was bouncin', as that ill-fitting glow-stick necklace flopped about. But look past those awkward moments, and straight into the eyes of that young, yet-to-be-formed boy biting his lower lip and dry humping your leg. He didn't have to learn how to do that weird spin thing with his arms, he already knew. That's nature versus nurture, Darwinian love, right there. Dance for me avatar, do what I want you to do.
Runners up: Kilo Ali, "Love in her Mouth"

Yakaty Sax / "Benny Hill" Theme
If you've ever seen this video, you understand the hilarity of watching most anything moving to this song. And if you're Monica Lewinsky, you understand the undeniable allure of a man grooving to saxophone sounds. The early, jerky motions of the sexy dance are perfectly in-tune with the song's frantic old-timey vibe. It's like watching mating dances from the player-piano days, and what's hotter than the idea of having a Benny Hill all your own to windmill for you whenever the urge strikes?
Runner up: The Banana Splits Theme Song, "Tra La La"

Peaches, "F**k the Pain Away"
The lyrics perfectly encapsulate what you want that little Pixar penis to do to you. Also, if it's good enough to be Liz Lemon's ringtone, it's good enough to be in the background of an animated lap dance.
Runner up: not possible

Justin Bieber, "Baby"
Remember, they've cut away all the bullsh** of age, height, build, etc., and it's only the dance now. In that scenario there's no way not to enjoy the Biebs. Without his Olson twin–size frame and comb-over haircut you can cut straight to the alluring sound of his coos and the beautiful swirling motions of this dance, without worrying you're a child molester. Judge me not, world!
Runner up: Hanson, "Mmmbop"

What do you think? What songs do you love watching the little man move and groove to?