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The Bigger the Cushion, the Sweeter the Pushin'
A study shows that hefty men make better lovers, which, we hope, explains our raging girl boner for Zach Galifianakis. (Gawker)

I Guess This Means Jenny McCarthy Needs to Get a Real Job
The journal that published the report linking autism to childhood vaccinations has recently retracted its earlier findings. (CNN)

Take a Byte Out of Crime
Up to two-thirds of Internet users have reportedly been the victim of online crime, a statistic that will become public knowledge when inevitably delivered by Mariska Hargitay. (Crushable)

Anything You Want, You Got It
Feeling like the Internet wasn't creepy enough, Google has introduced Google Instant, a predictive search tool sensitive enough to tell you within seconds how babby is formed. (Gizmodo)

Niche Markets, an Overview
Clothing label Acne has just launched a line of shirts made specifically for cross-dressers who don't want to sacrifice style. (HuffPo)


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Let's Hope He's Found That Endless Summer
Rich Cronin, lead singer of Abercrombie-loving boy band LFO, passed away following a long battle with leukemia. (Just Jared)

Baby One More Time
According to a report by her former bodyguard, Britney Spears repeatedly exposed herself to him and had Cheeto-fueled sex in front of her two children. (Radar Online)

Lock Box
Paris Hilton's vagina does more than make lackluster porn, according to a new book that alleges the reality star's hoo-ha does double duty as a mobile home for other people's drugs. (Dlisted)

Finally, We All Get to Take Betty White Home
Bluewater Productions has chosen the 88-year-old sassmonster as the latest subject of their "Female Force" comic series. (MSNBC)

The World's Greatest Actor Also the Saddest
When he's not busy improving Shakespeare, Keanu Reeves spends his time saying the world's most depressing things. (BuzzFeed)