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GAH!! Not suitable replacement for human contact.OH MAH GAWD. We will never take you for granted ever again, creepy ex who sometimes calls and breathes heavily into the phone. You're a peach. Especially compared to the Italian businessman who replaced his ex-girlfriend with a custom made sex doll that is identical to her! GAAAAH!

Identical except the man, who remains unidentified, told adult toymaker Diego Bortolin that he would like his sex doll to have bigger boobs than his real girlfriend. And a larger butt. Good, because we weren't sure if there was a way you could be any less charming. But now we know there is. Typically the highly realistic dolls Bortolin makes cost about $5,000, but this one was more expensive because it was an exact copy of a real person, right down to the shape of its nails and teeth.

The doll weighs 127 pounds, is about 5'3", and is, according to Mr. Creepstar "the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see." Good. Stay with her. And away from the rest of humanity. We beseech you.