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Smoking Baby Loses Habit, Street Cred
The Indonesian toddler whose nicotine fix made headlines across the world is now in a rehabilitation program to kick his two-pack-a-day habit. (Gawker)

Set Wheelchair for "Get The Hell Out of Dodge"
Stephen Hawking has declared that the Big Bang can be explained without bringing God into the equation. Luckily for him, even Glenn Beck won't hit a man in a wheelchair. (Geekologie)

/b/, is That You?
Satanic "Church of the IV Magesties" has booked an Oklahoma convention center for an upcoming gathering, hoping for the chance to practice their religious freedom, because comically-masked Satanists are people too! (CNN)

Ladies' Nights Only Awful, Not Sexist
It's official: Ladies' nights do not violate the constitution, so get down with yo' bad self. (AOL News)

Your Baby, Courtesy of Steve Jobs
A new study reports that cell phone reminders do not significantly help women remember to take their birth control. (MSNBC)

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Sippin' On Some Syrup
T.I., who just can't bury the hatchet with Johnny Law, was arrested with his wife, Tameka "Tiny" Cottle, after allegedly being found with ecstasy and purple drank in his car. (TMZ)

The Gang Pops Out a Kid
"It's Always Sunny" actors Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney welcomed their first child, Axel Lee McElhenney, in California. (People)

The List of Things Lindsay Lohan Can't Get Into Now Officially Longer Than The Things That Can't Get Into Lindsay Lohan
Even showing her goodies in "Machete" didn't keep Lindsay Lohan from being asked not to attend the premiere. (Us Weekly)

Paraplegic Won't Be Satisfied Until He's Completely Paralyzed
This wheelchair-bound badass will double-backflip his way right into your heart. (Asylum)

I Guess Somebody's Not Including DVD Covers in This Equation
The reality star calls her cover of Hong Kong's Prestige magazine "one of my most risque covers to date!" (PopEater)