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This funny (and useful!) site offers synopses of tons of top movies in, oh, about half the length of this Happy Pill. Here's an example of how Movie-a-Minute does it (SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT):


The Lion King


Scar

You killed your father.

Simba

(runs away)

Nala

We need you.

Simba
(runs back)

THE END