Dear Stayfree,

Never mind that guys who express that much interest in maxi pads make us think PERVY FETISHIST. Using a "sensitive" shirtless dude to sell women maxi pads is egregiously condescending and skin-crawlingly gross.

It is nowhere near as cool as the Old Spice guy. In fact, we can't think of anything LESS appealing than a patronizing dude demonstrating the absorbency of your maxi pads.

Hello, what is he doing with MAXI PADS IN HIS HOUSE? Why is he so invested in what maxi pad we choose to use WHILE HE'S COOKING US DINNER? And why would we want a MAN to teach us about MAXI PADS in the first place?!

Creepy and pathetic, Stayfree. Enjoy!

For more totally creeptastic Stayfree ads, check out this one, and this one.