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American Idol
The American Girl doll company is retiring their colonial-era ginger girl Felicity Merriman. (Jezebel)

Love and Marriage ... and Sex Toys
For the couple looking to spice up their sex life, introducing Book 22, a sex store for married Christians. (HuffPo)

Mother Knows Less
All of the things your mom made you do that kept you feeling like a dweeb were based on lies! Twelve of the top health myths busted. (CNN)

Weighty Issues
A Colorado woman is claiming that Weight Watchers would not hire her because she is too heavy, although she commended them for their terrific sense of irony. (AOL Health)

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Hugs, Not Drugs
In an effort to maintain her squeaky-clean image, Paris Hilton's hairstylist is coming to her defense, saying that the heiress "doesn't have time" for cocaine. (The Superficial)

Wasting Away in Margaritaville
... will never be a concern again, since culinary supergenius Jake Levy created the deep-fried frozen margarita. (Dallas News)

Poker Face
A Bulgarian man is undergoing massive plastic surgery to look more like his idol, Lady Gaga. No word on whether of not he will keep his penis to maintain authenticity. (Radar Online)

I Can Has TV Show?
Breakdancing kitties: Cuter than DWTS, with twice the tongue baths. (BuzzFeed)