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Just Ask Jon and Kate Gosselin
According to a recent study, 30 percent of parents think playing with their children is "boring." (The Independent)

Boys Will Be Boys
Boys may actually benefit from aggressive types of play, so let your little psychopath have fun! (MSNBC)

Reality TV: The Best Birth Control?
Terrified by the thought of passing on undesirable genetic material, or, perhaps prompted by the recession, the U.S. birthrate is the lowest in a century. (NY Times)

Is Nobody Watching "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"?
Author Kendra Creasy Dean says that an increasing number of teens are practicing "mutant Christianity" in which dangerous ideas like self-esteem and individuality rule. (CNN)

If You Circle It on a Whiteboard, They Will Come
Thousands of conspiracy enthusiasts attended Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally, after which young supporters enjoyed rides on his pale horse. (HuffPo)

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The Emmys!
In short: "Mad Men" and "Modern Family" won Best Drama and Best Comedy, Jon Hamm is still too handsome for everyday life, Betty White is still unstoppable. (People)

America's Sweetheart
In an effort to remind everyone what a d-bag her ex-husband is, Sandra Bullock continued her spree of being charming and charitable, opening a new health clinic in New Orleans. (Us Magazine)

Blow Job
Con: A certain heiress was arrested in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. Pro: She finally got her mug shot face right. (TMZ)

We're Not Alcoholics, We Just Play Them on YouTube
Feeling bad about your day-drinking? At least you're not these guys! (Gawker)

File This Under "Obvious"
Lady Gaga says that drugs helped inspire her music, with comfort and common sense obviously inspiring her taste in clothing. (ICYDK)