Lemondrop

Having a hard time at work? Maybe the problem is vaginal freshness. In fact, it probably is, according to a helpful editorial advertisement Summer's Eve recently published in Woman's Day.

Yes, that Summer's Eve, the one always making vague assertions that something is slightly off with your crotch, most specifically that it doesn't smell like a gigantic field of strawberries. According to the advert, to be truly prepared to ask your boss for a salary increase you need to have some vagina wipes (sorry, "feminine cleansing cloths") stashed in your purse, because the first thing that comes to your boss's mind if you seem the slightest bit hesitant is that you are not-so-fresh.

Don't be too horrified -- also included on the list of important things to do when you ask for a raise are eat breakfast, show up on time, and don't let the conversation get too personal. You know, imagine while you're sitting there that your boss is trying to discern how your crotch smells, but don't let it get personal. Thanks for the advice, douche.