When we think of top-notch spokespersons, we of course think of Gary Busey.

Busey, after all, has a well-documented history of shooting at people with a bow and arrow, being in "Point Break" and generally behaving like an unpredictable lunatic.

In any case, he stars in this hyper-surreal Vitamin Water commercial as "fantasy" lawyer Norman Tugwater, protecting the fantasy football rights of Minnesota Vikings player Adrian Petersen. Shaq makes an appearance because, why not? Enjoy!