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Want a nice butt but don't want to bother with tiresome exercising or eating right? Why not improve your rearview the Wiccan way? According to this helpful eBay ad, you can have a real-deal witch cast you a spell for a fine behind. And all it costs is $8.95!
The spell can be single-, double- or triple-cast for maximum big-booty efficacy. Says witch Amelia, "Upon purchase of a spell I will set up an altar [sic] solely for your spell to be cast ... your desired outcome will receive my undivided attention. This will include the use of candles, herbs, oils, gemstones, tools and some other items that may be required to bring results."
But of course! This all sounds totally reasonable. We'll get right on that. Avada kabadonkadonk!
(Screenshot here, in case THE MAN takes this wonder away. Mildly NSFW, depending on your feelings about thong Wicca.)
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Friday 20 August
By Annedyth
LOL! As a wiccian myself, I might believe that.....Hey! It's only *8.95! worse ways to spend the money- like on potato chips and deep fried onions!)
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Saturday 21 August
By J
Why does it say [sic] after "altar?" That is the correct spelling in this context.
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Thursday 09 September
By lyla
I've been wiccan for 14 years, and let me tell you, this isn't wicca. It is someone ripping off stupid people. This is almost funny, exept that THIS crap is the reason so many people think wicca is stupid and/or "black magic".
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